Friday, 15 May 2009

Go / No-Go for launch

By now you have probably spoken for a few minutes … unless you really broke the theory from ping what.do.you.do? … and you’ve got some idea of whether the lights are on upstairs! So it’s time to decide … friend or girlfriend … or of course … potential bunny-boiler!

When I meet someone = Girl, I immediately put them into a friend or potential partner “bin”. I’ve never gone out with friends (see Whois fair game?), and I’ve never really got to know someone too much before I went out with them because you’re really risking the Two Trains problem … see a future post.

Anyway, it’s all about chemistry and I reckon you know in the first 5 minutes whether there is any … mental and physical. That’s certainly what speed-dating preaches!

Now the best advice I can give here … following on from Knowing your GQ … is …

Theory 16: Beauty fades and Dumb is forever.

So assuming you’re not thinking too much with your second brain you’ve got to decide between …

Theory 17: The Girlfriend, Friend or Bunny-Boiler bins.

Could they be a Girlfriend, Friend or Bunny-Boiler?

So if you’ve chucked them in to the Friend bin then according to Whois fair game? then it’s your “duty” to start trying to set them up with your Friends … or ex’s or flatmates or siblings, depending on your moral ground!

If you’ve decided they’re Bunny-Boilers then … errr … you’re on your own … ok … errr … no really … you’re on your own! Maybe try telling them you’re a virgin or that you have some incurable tropical disease? I don’t know … don’t ask me … I know nothing. God I hope I didn’t set you up :) Ok, so seriously … IMMEDIATELY turn to Whois fair game?!

And thankfully, if you’ve rated them as potential Girlfriends and chucked them in THAT bin then read on …